"... and make sure that sleeping occurs in the bed and nothing else. [Pause] Well, maybe some exceptions."
-Professor Hayden, PY 30, Personalities Theories. On curing insomnia.
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"Or like when you're searching for something pornographic, and that academic stuff pops up on the screen."
Professor Estlund, PL19, when someone commented on how easy it is to access something pornographic accidentally while seraching on the web.
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"Remember, it's 'brazier', not 'brassiere'..."
-Prof Wilkener, JA 20, explaining the traditional Hibachi stove in Japan
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"The whole point of a course like this is to ruin your appreciation of television and theatre forever."
John Lucas, TA 26 (Theatrical Lighting Design)
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"Please fill out the surveys; I'd really love to get some feedback. I mean, I know I just got some..."
Professor Morone, PS 22, after receiving a standing ovation on the last day of lecture
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"If anyone missed this... well... they should have their roommate flog them."
-Prof. Baird, Chem 22, while going over the last hour exam of the year.
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"You've gotta face the consequences. In this case: starvation, or moving to Boston."
Professor Morone, City Politics
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The sympathetic nervous system is in charge of four F's : fight, flight, fright, and sex.
Prof. Stein of Bio 20 explaining the functions of the sympathetic nervous system
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"I'm no expert on education in the US. I don't work in that field."
Prof. Mahoney, in Sociology 1
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"Every time I go into Bread and Circus I just feel like beating up all the people there and stealing their lunch money."
-Professor Suggs, Chem 35 - upon discussion of carbon radicals in polymer reactions
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